you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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