did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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