jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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