Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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