would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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