Small penises have feelings too.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I lost the right to judge tonight
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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