Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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