Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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