So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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