The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I will pee on everything he values.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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