like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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