You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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