Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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