Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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