that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
how drunk are you?
Several
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize