Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
