I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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