She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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