Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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