i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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