Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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