apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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