I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I had to cum in my sink.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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