So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
