I want to stick my p in your. b.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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