actually, I'm a sock model
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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