No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize