I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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