I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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