Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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