"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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