I skipped work to stalk him.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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