Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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