how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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