if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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