Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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