Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I love you.
Bad choice
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