don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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