can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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