how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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