I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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