this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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