are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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