So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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