I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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