is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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