Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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