the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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