Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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