There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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