I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
