So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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