I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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