I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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