Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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